!!d20 ==> rolls a d20
!!halball ==> basically a sarcastic magic 8ball
!!halcare ==> tells you he cares about you
!!halcookie ==> gives you a random cookie from the game cookie run
!!halhelp ==> command help
!!halhomekin ==> gives you a random character from Homestuck
!!tz ==> if you put text after it, he will transfer your text to Terezi's quirk!
!!getem ==> sends a stab emote to a random person who's in the server you use the command in
!!hAL ily ==> responds accordingly
!!hAL i love you ==> same as hAL ily
!!hru ==> tells you his feelings
!!worm ==> wiggles
!!server ==> Gives you the support server invite.
!!hspage ==> Sends a random Homestuck page.
!!character ==> Similar to !!halhomekin.
!!Kiss ==> Kisses you back.
That's all that he is able to do at the moment but i'm usually working on adding stuff and if you have anything you'd want me to add as well, be sure to ask!