botster

In addition to responding to the commands you'll see below, botster also chats whenever its name is invoked. It also chats completely unprovoked sometimes. It uses a Markov Chain Generator for that, and it keeps track of chats in your server to feed into the Markov chain. That means it starts out saying very little, because it doesn't know how anyone in your server talks yet, but as it sees more and more posts, it gets more verbose and takes on some quirks that will be specific to the server it is chatting on. Mostly, the things it says from the Markov chain are nonsense, but it's funny nonsense. This is very actively being developed still, 100% by me for now. That means updates kind of come in fits and starts.

The current commands it accepts are:

.8ball - Asks a Magic Eightball for guidance. Feed it a yes or no question, or just think your question. It knows all.

.8balladd [new eightball prediction] - Feed the Magic Eightball with new replies. Try using links to GIFs, too!

.8ballinfo - Tells you who added the most recently seen 8ball prediction, the database row it is saved on, and when it was added.

.coin - Flips a coin.

.collatz [number] - Solves the Collatz Conjecture for a given number.

.dbremove [row number] - When you use any of the info commands (8ballinfo, fcinfo, insultinfo), they tell you the database row that the response is stored in. Server owners can remove responses by using this command. Doesn't work for responses labeled "Global".

.draconic - Translate text from English into Draconic.

.fortune - Open a fortune cookie, see your fortune.

.fcadd - Add new fortunes for future fortune cookies.

.fcinfo - Tells you who added the most recently seen fortune, the database row it is saved on, and when it was added.

.help - Shows a helpful list of commands.

.insult [optional: tag a target] - Insults either you or the person you target.

.insultadd - Add new insults. By default, the insult target will be the first word.

To include the target's name elsewhere, use {} in the place you want their name to appear.

Example: .insultadd You know when {} shows up to the party, it's time to leave.

.insultinfo - Tells you who added the most recently seen insult, the database row it is saved on, and when it was added.

.josephus [number] [skips] - Solves the Josephus Problem for a given number. Optionally change the number of skips between eliminations.

.kick [tagged user] - For moderators and admins, use this command to kick a user.

.madlibs - Feed botster a sentence, with some words replaced with (noun), (verb), (adjective), (adverb), (name), or (place) to see a funny sentence.

.prune [number] - For moderators and admins, use this command to batch delete the most recent messages on a channel, up to 100 messages.

.roll- Rolls a 6-sided die by default. If you add a number to the command, like .roll 20, it rolls a die with the specified number of sides. .roll 3d8 rolls 3 8-sided dice. .roll 2d20 adv will roll at advantage. .roll 2d12 +6 adds a _6 modifier to your roll.

.rr [optional: tagged user] - Rick Roll someone. Or don't. Maybe don't use this one.

.slap [someone] - Slap someone around a little bit.

.wookiee - Translate text into Wookiee.