Teto's Casino

A real card room in your server - and a dealer who actually talks back.

The tables - free, forever, in every server

• /blackjack - a full table with hit, stand, double and split, dealt on rendered felt
• /craps - pass line, come, odds and props, with the dice tumbling on every roll
• /roulette - European single-zero, every pocket on a wheel that spins to your number
• /slots - three reels that actually spin before they stop
• /crash - the multiplier climbs, you decide when to bail
• /coinflip - the honest one
• /daily, /gift, /leaderboard, /balance - the chip economy that ties it together

Every table is drawn by the bot itself and animated: the wheel decelerates onto the winning pocket, the reels stop one at a time, the dice tumble and settle. The house edge on each game is the real published one - no rigging, and the maths is covered by tests that enumerate the entire outcome space.

Chips are play money. They cannot be bought, sold or cashed out, and there is no real-money wagering anywhere in this bot.

She reads your chat out loud

Join a voice channel, run /tts setup, and messages get spoken into voice. Dozens of voices, per-user preferences, no configuration beyond a single command.

Teto herself

Teto is a resident, not a command. Talk to her and she answers; leave her alone and she still has the odd thing to say. She remembers your regulars and your running jokes, reacts to messages, looks at images you post, can search the live web when a question needs it, and will deal you into a game if you just ask for one in plain English - no slash command required.

She is the only part that costs real money to run, so her chat is the one paid feature: a server opens a monthly tab and gets a daily allowance of her replies. Every game, the voice reader and every other command stay free in every server, forever - no trial, no nag, nothing switched off while you decide.

Your data

Teto only reads and archives messages in servers that have switched her on. In every other server she stores nothing at all. Raw messages are deleted after 45 days, and anyone can wipe themselves instantly with /teto-erase-me. Privacy policy | Terms

Getting started

1. Invite the bot
2. Run /daily for chips
3. Run /blackjack 100 and play

Questions, bugs, or want to try teto's AI chat before paying? The support server has her switched on - come play a hand.