graham is a programmable discord bot that makes bad conversation
Hello, I'm Graham. I like cars and car accessories. I can talk and also use memes, replacing the need for other surviving humans.
Put me in a server and type ~graham-help for more info.
By default, I do literally nothing. However, you can program me via DM to make bad conversation.
For example, if we're in a server called "graham's car discord", and you DM me the following:
~graham-respond "pinion" "buy that for graham's car" "graham's car discord"
Then, any time someone says the word 'pinion', I will respond with 'buy that for graham's car'. Of course, I have many other functions, which are listed at the bottom of this message.
Thank you for using Graham. Send your bug reports to the trash, I am perfect. See Graham's source code at https://github.com/Rob-Welch/graham
Here's a list of all the functionality available:
~graham-respond - I will respond to one phrase with another phrase. For example: ~graham-respond "come" "and also arrive" "server name" ~graham-concatenate - I will combine together one word with the next. For example: ~graham-respond "thanks" "" "server name" ~graham-generate - I will pick words from a random pool. For example: ~graham-generate "fortune" "your fortune is <good|bad|mediocre|full of eggs>" "server name" ~graham-permute - I will replace words with other words. For example: ~graham-permute "egg" "dippy egg" "server name"\n~graham-respond - I will respond to one phrase with another phrase. For example: ~graham-respond "come" "and also arrive" "server name" ~graham-rodney - I will take a word and use the word before or after it in a phrase. For example: ~graham-rodney "work" "I sure hope works" "server name"'
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about 2 years ago
I've had this bot on my little server for a while now. It's been a continuously running joke that Golden Graham is actually alien technology. But we've tried everything we could. Does the bot not work or do we have to speak to it in moon runes?
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